I fantasise about being invited to meet George Bush and then embarrassing him worldwide on live TV by saying stuff like “Isn’t it depressing to know that most of the intelligent people on this planet hate you?” or “It must be terrible to know that you lead a country full of ignorant fat people” or “You’re really thick.” I know it’s mostly true and I do hate the guy, but I also know that, although I so want to do it, I would get into very deep trouble.
