In was very drunk using a urinal in a themed Irish pub toilet. Some fool next to me had placed his 3/4 full pot glass on the shelf above the urinal. I grabbed it and pissed into it filling it. I fully expected him to see me do it and start a fight but he must have missed the bit where I dangled my dick in it because he just grabbed it off me and walked out. As he was going through the door I saw him put it too his lips. I feel bad about this.
