I went to visit a bunch of internet strangers in Clevelend to see a concert. The night before the show we we all met up at a bar and had good times. Afterwards we went back to our terrible motel where I had so much to drink that I passed out. In the middle of the night I woke up and took a shit on the luggage rack in the corner of the room. This woke up one of the others who thought he heard crying but realized it was me taking a dump in the corner. I was told about this the next morning and it didn’t make any sense to me. Anyway, the concert was fun and I enjoyed my visit to Cleveland.