one time some bitch in a gold mercedes blocked my car into a parking space. i called the cops but they said as long as the car was legally parked they couldnt do anything. i was so pissed i scratched “fuck you you dried up old cunt” in the paint on the hood in such a way that the driver would have to read it every time they drove. ( i could tell it was a woams car by the interior. then i went for a walk, had a coffee and the car was gone when i got back. ill never regret this.
