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My roomate kept banging his girlfriend loudly in our shared room (while I was trying to sleep for Christ’s sake) and making her say stuff like ‘That’s it you good, boy, give it all to your momma.’ So I used his cellphone to call his mother’s answerphone and recorded twenty minutes of this Oedipal banging. Just so that his mom would be in no doubt, I whispered a message saying ‘This is your son banging his gf while pretending it’s you.’ His irate mom appeared the next day and was really pissed off. I have to say though, she was really hot…