my neighbor drew chalk pictures of the world trade center buildings on 9-11, and i drew airplanes crashing into the buildings and wrote ‘METALLICA SUCKS’ because he’s always writing things about them on there.

he washed my art off, so that night, i went back and drew them on again. he found out it was me, evidentally, and confronted me about it. i denied, he called the cops, i denied again, and i got into no trouble whatsoever.

so then, the other day, he confronts me again because his car apparently got egged, and he assumed it was me, but it wasn’t.

he’s kind of scary, and i think that if he ever lays a hand on me, i’ll probably stab him.