The women at my wife’s work are pretty sexy. Well, at last some of them are. I have a real hard time controlling myself when I’m around them.

One time when I was driving cab, I ended up giving one a ride home. She was drunk and didn’t know it was me. Man, given the chance, I’d bang the hell out of her. She has got this kickin’ body. The night I picked her up she was all in black. Not an ounce of fat on that stomach! She drop dead sexy!