My stupid roommate sleeps all day and then acts like I’ve committed mass-murder if I happen to wake her up at like four in afternoon or something. I used to tiptoe around, but now I’m fed up.

Just now I made tea (whistling teapot!!!) and it was only 2:30 in the afternoon. Why can’t she just wake up while it’s light out like normal people? I’ve started doing noisy things after 2pm because I’m going crazy here.

And when I wake her up now, I still act concerned but inside I’m self-satisfied. Take that you lazy sleep all day and supported by your parents loser freak!