I’ve been with my girlfriend for almost three years now. I’ve cheated on her with:
Sarah
Melissa
Heather
Heathurr
Rachel
Marion
Amy
Some girl, I don’t remember her name
Another Melissa
Another girl who’s name I don’t remember (I took her virginity that night too)
Kim
Meera
Laura
Fuck. I didn’t realize it was that many girls until I sat down and started typing this. I suddenly feel very, very ill.