2 guys and a pink dildo.
One morning my roommate was awaken by a buzzing noise. He thought it was my alarm clock for the deaf. When he unplugged the alarm clock he could still hear the noise. He then opened up my drawer and saw a large pink vibrating dildo. When he confronted me about it I told him that it must have a short because I could have sworn that I turned it off. I am now know as the pink enforcer.