Often times after I use the washroom I don’t wash my hands, I am a girl. Sometimes even after not washing my hands I resume cooking dinner or eating lunch. That’s pretty disgusting.

I also use a paperclip to scrape the earwax from my ears and wipe it on a napkin when I’m bored at work. I try to remember not to reuse those on documents. More regularly I do the same thing with the paperclips in my nose, cleaning out the boogies.. but I don’t wipe those on napkins and suck on the paperclip instead. I wish I were making this up.