I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a certain sense of satisfaction at seeing how my ex has aged so terribly while I, on the other hand, am still looking good after all these years. And he’s STILL living with his mama–in his 30’s! Whatever happened to this great big so-called “Empire” you were building? Oh right, I guess that’s still a work in progress. Riiiiiight, as you stand in front of your bitchmother’s apartment building, looking 60 when you’re only 33, smoking a cigarette. Overweight, out of shape, worse for wear, and gone to seed. You’re sorry and you’re tired. Karma is a bitch, isn’t it, you narcissistic asshole?
