When my wife was in surgery, they made her remove all her jewelry. I took her engagment ring to a shady jeweler who swapped the 3ct diamond for a CZ. I sold the rock to him, and used the money to buy myself an xbox and a hooker. I gambled the rest away at Foxwoods.
When she came to, I was back in the waiting room. That was 3 years ago, and shes never suspected a thing.