As a general rule I don’t really steal or shoplift, with one exception–I steal water when I’m shopping at a big store like kmart or target. I go to the cooler, grab a bottle of water, drink it while I’m shopping, and don’t pay for it at the register. I’m not ashamed. I figure, if I don’t get the water, I’ll be dehydrated and I’ll get cranky and leave without buying anything, so it’s actually in the store’s best interest to provide me with free water.