I am always drunk on Fridays till mid-afternoon from going out the night before. I’m not falling over, slurring my speech or anything like that, but I do have a very minor but very annoying balance problem and my concentration is much less than usual. In fact I have just woken up from a ten minute nap – I think it is my first of the day, but to be honest I couldn’t tell you.

I am at work, have been for eight hours.