I have spied through my mother’s possessions on occasion. One day, I found a black VHS cassette. I took it out into the living room and put it into the VCR. On the tape was pornography. I watched a bit, fastforwarding a lot.
All I remember is the unappealing scene where two women pour some kind of body paint all over themselves and get it on… and how ugly all the men in the movie were. I think I only remember the men because NOW I realise I’m into the cock.
Another day, while chasing the cat around, I reached behind the bed where the cat was hiding and found an unopened box containing strawberry edible undies.