I’m happily married (almost 25 years) and love my husband very much but I have this visual jones (at my age I refuse to call it a crush) for a young bass guitarist who lives in my town. He’s a type I’ve enjoyed looking at since the Johnson administration. I think about him far more than he warrants, all because of those shoulders that just won’t quit and thick dark hair and eyebrows, the way he always looks like he’s having so much fun when he’s playing, and one of the best smiles in north Florida. Something about the way he’s put together excites my imagination and makes me wish I were a better artist than I am. I have no idea if he is a nice person or if he’s even the age of consent. It doesn’t matter.