there is this really annoying kid where I go to school. he drinks half a wine cooler and starts acting like he is smashed because he thinks it is funny to be such a lightweight, but we all know it’s a put on. one day we took some Zima and put it into several budweiser bottles. after he drank those and started acting drunk we told him it was Zima and then kicked him out of the party. he’s never showed his face to any of us since.