I eat way too much. Just this morning I had 8 Breakfast Jacks from Jack in the Box. For lunch I had 2 hot pockets and 3 bacon cheeseburgers from Wendy’s. I am also ashamed of how much I eat. Whenever I order food, I tell the cashier that it’s for my whole family. Last Saturday I had 3 of those big omlettes from IHOP, 5 pancakes, and 2 hash brown platters. By the time I’m done eating my stomach always feels like it’s about to burst. I probably consume over 10,000 calories a day. Luckily for me, I have a very high metabolism and jog regularly, so I am not overweight. I am only 180 pounds and 5’11” I am a male of age 23.
I also cannot stand eating sweet things like candy or dessert.
Because of how much I eat, I clog toilets all the time. So I have taken to taking dumps in public bathrooms where the toilets there usually don’t clog; and when they do, I don’t have to unclog them.
I’ve also never had a girlfriend.
