I love this admin guy on a forum I visit every night. He’s hot, but what he doesn’t know is that I dress up as a girl when I sit scrolling through the mindless junk and I call myself Bette (only to myself).

He thinks I’m cool, and when he plans to visit my city next month I want to meet him in my dress and tell him how I really feel about him.

I guess the internet has made it harder for us to really communicate to one another.