once i tripped my cleaning lady because she said i couldnt eat til dinner was ready, and i told her it was an accident
another time, i was working out in my house, and the end of her dress got caught in the tredmill and i just laughed..but then i helped her
this was a really sad one..she was cleaning up around my pool..which was indoor, and i yelled ‘sarah’ and she turned and looked at me and my twin pushed her in..she laughed but i knew she was upset
once, my lawn mower guy was going around the bushes, so i threw my shoe..right in front of the mower, and he chopped it all up, and i pretended to cry for a while..then i told him i didnt care
my dad was having sum important business people over..and he hadnt been home for a while, he just got back from mexico, so i sat under his desk while everyone was walking in his home office, and right before he sat down he said ” brrr, cleveland is so cold in the winter” then he sat down on my whoppee cushion, and one of his workers said ” oops, must of been one of those mexican burritos” my dad was so embarassed
im so mean, why cant i stop?