I am in love with my best friend; terribly tragically rock-bottom in love and there’s nothing i can do about it because we gave the “friends with benefits” thing a shot, and now he’s pulling away from me because he’s scared. To make matters worse, he is fucking incredible in bed.

I have a couple of ex-boyfriends who were shit to me when we were dating, but now regret everything and worship the ground i walk on. I could liberate them from their self-induced misery by forgiving them and thus setting them free, but I won’t because I like seeing them suffer.

I make people cry. In public. On purpose. And I love it.