this last summer, i was at this party. everyone was getting pretty wasted. I was trying to find the bathroom, but i found this dark bedroom. There was this passed out girl on the bed, and she wasn’t wearing any panties because i looked. So i fucking dead horsed her.
for the uninformed, dead horsing is taking advantage of a passed out chick
She just got hired at Subway with me. And she has no clue that I had sex with her. I think she might be getting into the late stages of pregnancy though. It’s cool.