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When the rest of my class says the Pledge of Allegiance, I say the Breyer’s Pledge of Quality.

(We pledge that Breyer’s Ice Cream is all natural,
With only the purest ingredients,
Like real cream and sugar,
etc.)

I don’t feel guilty about it.
It makes me laugh, especially when the people around me are confused and (sometimes) offended.
I’m so evil.