I am going to cheat on my wife. I know this to be true. It hasn’t happened yet. But it will, the sad part is that I love her and think she’s great. She’s nice and sweet and wholesome; I am not, but I look and act like I am. It’s tough. I may be bisexual as well, which will make the cheating even more difficult. The worst part is that I can’t stop the future from happening because I don’t want to. Like people who over-eat. I guess that’s why ‘AA’ got started in the first place.