Once, me and my friend found a midget and we threw it into our trunk. We ended up getting real drunk that night and forgetting about it. I took a taxi to the airport early the next day, forgetting about the midgets until i was already in Paris. When I got back, I didn’t even open the trunk, but abandoned the car and reported it stolen for the insurance money. When my friend later asked about it, I told him that I let it out.
