i despise people that dont have jobs because i think theyre wastes, but i would love to be a drifter because they have no responsibility

i feel the urge to take days off of work for no reason, but i hate being the guy that has to work because someone called off.

i hate when people cut in front of me when im driving, but i would cut in front of them in a heartbeat, even if its a no passing zone

i am a bastard