I had sex with my next door neighbour. Then I started shagging her sister behind her back. I got the sister pregnant and the charade ground to a halt. Now I’m seriously considering banging their overweight mother to shamelessly complete the set and resurrect the sorry state of affairs. I have tried to talk myself out of doing it but the chances of completing my masterplan are worryingly realistic. It is for this reason that I wont feel guilty if I carry my plot through to its messy conclusion. Thanks for your time.
