I learned to masturbate not by jerking off, but rather by rubbing against folded up newspaper. I sometimes wonder if I am the only person who does this. It started with small books until it became obvious that all the books in the bathroom were having their spines broken and getting odd stains on them. I would take two smaller sections of newspaper, fold them into a quarter the original size, and put them together in an upside down “T” shape. Weekly TV Guides out of the newspaper work really good too. I would then lie face down on the floor and hold the newspaper with my hands and rub against it. I would then fantasize about sex or look at porn mags to get off. I later found that my own underwear makes a good cushion for my chin and the smell would help get me off too. This was my only way of daily masturbation up until I was about 28 or 29. I then found pleasure in jerking off, but still sometimes use the old method today. I have never told this to anyone.