I regret not taking the opportunity to fuck your best friend while I was dating you. I know she was curious about being with a girl and I would’ve loved to break her in. She begged me to come meet her multiple times and I always declined out of respect for you and your feelings, even though you were a crazy fucking bitch who didn’t deserve my respect. I know you messed around with more than one guy when we were together and besides you already convinced yourself I was cheating on you with my ex (I wasn’t and there was nothing going on between us romantically). You never wanted to kiss or make out when I obviously indicated my interest. You would always make a huge fuss about needing me to come over your place and wanting me to stay the night, yet when I was physically in your presence you’d turn into the biggest ice queen and completely withhold any sort of affection in this fucked up manipulative back-and-forth game of yours. A girl has needs and I hate myself for having the decency NOT hook up with your very attractive friend while I was (unfortunately) dating you.
