I have three “best friends” and I don’t like any of them. One is an annoying selfish bitch with no personality (I want to punch her in the face and tell her how stupid and pathetic she is), another is a really stupid fugly klutzy guy with a pathetic desperate crush on me (he’s so repulsive I want to punch him in the face and tell him to fucking take a shower and lose some weight), and the third is a fat spoiled brat with no social skills who is totally jealous of me but still fancies herself smarter and prettier.
The thing is, I have other friends whom I much prefer over those sorry three. But I don’t forsee any of them ascending to “best friend” status.