You need to grow the fuck up.
Seriously, you tell me all the time that you’re a 24 year old man and I’m a 19 year old girl and I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about.
Honey, you collect Social Security, you live with your mommy, and you don’t have a job. You may be 24, but you certainly are not a grown man. Start acting like it, and I’ll start respecting you. Until then, stop throwing your age around like it means something in itself– it doesn’t.
Oh, and quit telling me where I should and shouldn’t go to college. You couldn’t make anything but community college, and you dropped out of that after two semesters. Seriously, how dare you tell me what I need to do to get an education and a job? You obviously don’t know.
GROW UP.
I love you, but holy shit, you’re immature and you need to deal with it. You’d be a great person if you did.