You are so obnoxiously annoying and in denial of yourself, its unreal. I don’t want to hang out with you really, but I thank God for bringing you into my life, because you are a reflection of a lot of my former worst qualities. Now I know why I’ve had so many social problems over the past few years. Thank God, its resolved.
And to everyone who I acted an annoying, self-absorbed, ignorant fool in front of, I am really sorry for my behavior. Really, truly.