Matt B, you’re a fucking asshole and you’re wasting my fucking time. Go ahead and pretend like I’m this annoying bitch, even though I know you have feelings for me. This love/hate relationship was cute for a minute. I know I’m a lot younger than you, but what the fuck are you going to do when I transfer? You’ll miss the hell out of me. By the way, sugar, you’re missing out on a lot of head you could be getting from me.
You’re such a fucking asshole, but I love you and hope you come around before I totally lose interest in waiting for you…which truthfully may not be anytime soon, because I’m ridiculously attracted to you on many levels.
We should have angry sex. Lots of it.