I ate a weed cookie, and I almost died. My legs were twitching with uncontrollable friction and I thought my room was going to collapse onto me. I tried to stand up, threw up all over the carpet, and by the time my mother heard me banging on the wall for help I was paralyzed on the ground.
It was not fun. I was not “high”. It was the most terrifying experience of my entire life. Never fucking eat edibles, unless you REALLY know what the fuck you are doing.
…Fuck weed.