You broke it off with me thinking you could find someone better. You tried other men, you tried women, you even tried online dating sites and the results were the same everywhere you looked. Nobody else wants you. They don’t want to put up with your selfishness or your laziness. Now that you’ve been through all of them I see you are trying to be nice to me again. Do you honestly think I’d get back with you as the only one that will put up with your shit? Not a fucking chance! Don’t embarrass yourself by even trying.
