I went to a rave last night, got bollocksed whilst dancing away on the greatest drugs I’d ever had. But then I took a turn for the worse and had to go outside to be sick. In this time, 3 blokes came onto me (I’m a bloke too, not gay) and I just sat, dribbled vomit and laughed in their faces. If any of them are reading this right now, I’m sorry. I wasn’t laughing at you being gay, it’s just that at the time your faces were all congealing into different shapes and I found this hilarious.
