i play devil’s advocate with most people until they hate me and never want to talk to me again. i like seeing people get pissed off. they always think they’re teaching me something really important, when really they’re wasting their time. but if it is a hot guy i will say anything he wants me to say so that if i want to have sex with him i can. if he wants devil’s advocate that’s an added bonus. i don’t think anyone’s ever really talked to *me*. all i do is talk shit, all day.
