I like going to straight bars, getting other straight guys I don’t know totally shitfaced drunk, and taking them home and have sex with them.
I don’t like them passed out, just in a pliant state where they’ll do anything I want them to do. The best part about it is that it’s always non-reciprocal. After I they suck my cock, I turn them over and then fuck them in the ass, I’m done with them and throw them out on the street. They get nothing in return. Maybe a hand job if they’re lucky.
Nothing, absolutely nothing, is better than turning a muscled and very hetero straight guy into the bitch he didn’t get to fuck tonight.