Group Hug

i think all men are jerks and i think i might be gay now..
“Y” i HATE you!

one time i used a thick cucumber covered in peanut butter to fuck my dog then i let my hampster eat the peanut butter out of spikes ass. while this was going on i sat on the couch with a bike spoke in my asshole and accidentally put a hole in my intestine. i needed to go to the hospital

There are three girls who like me, and i like two of them, but i cant hook up with any of them because the others will get mad! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME. why dont i just get them into a four way with me?!

i wish i had a fabulous lifestyle like they have on sex in the city. *sigh* & i wish i was a girl. & i wish i wasn’t so goddamn young. i’m 15. i want to be older so i can do more & get on with life.

I’m in love with this girl I grew up with but she has a boyfriend. She’s always inviting me to go here and there with her and I always go but I can’t bring myself to tell her how I feel. I want to be with her so badly but i’m so afraid of the feeling i’ll get if we start a relationship and things don’t work out later on.

when i was in high school, i had dozens of boys confess to masturbating to the thought of me. it’s 10 years later and i hope they still all masturbate to the thought of me sometimes.

Random doesn’t seem so random

i dont have the self confidence i should. the only guys that ask for my phone number are those beneath me. what the hell am i doing wrong?

i used to read my own tarot cards, but i started doing it so much, i wouldn’t do anything else, my tarot cards couldn’t predict that i was just going to be reading tarot cards again the next day, so I threw them in the garbage.

i like to like.. own noobs you know

them small noobs they just piss me off and i like to own them

I hate my best friend and it disgusts me to talk to her and all of her other friends but I still talk to her because I like all of the attention I get from all of her other friends and her.

I have a secret furry fetish. I fantasize about dressing up like foxes and bears like in the Disney version of “Robin Hood” and having the foxy Robin Hood rescue me from my tower. He would take me in as one of his merry men and we would get drunk off of ale and treat each other purrrrrfectly. Little John isn’t so little LOL!
I have fantasizes involving animals. One of my biggest fantasies was me in the jungle. A gorilla would think that I am one of her babies, and then she would take me in as her own and then sodomize me. I think that’s a nice fantasy…you know, getting anally sodomized by a gorilla? Especially when my nipples are being clamped by clams and oysters.

-Sly the piano playing fox.

I hate my best friend and it disgusts me to talk to her and all of her other friends but I still talk to her because I like all of the attention I get from all of her other friends and her.

i like to pretend you love me
i like to pretend you need me
i like to pretend youd die w/o me
i realise im lying to myself

When i was young, I feel in love all the time. Now I can’t fall in love. I don’t know if it’s cause i used up all the love alloted to me or if I sold my soul to the devil

I hate my friend orson. Hes a dick to me but I still talk to him everyday, even though I despise him. I know he despises me. I wish we could jsut end our friendship but for some reason he keeps on coming back.dskdfh;lg d

I have a secret furry fetish. I fantasize about dressing up like foxes and bears like in the Disney version of “Robin Hood” and having the foxy Robin Hood rescue me from my tower. He would take me in as one of his merry men and we would get drunk off of ale and treat each other purrrrrfectly. Little John isn’t so little LOL!
I have fantasizes involving animals. One of my biggest fantasies was me in the jungle. A gorilla would think that I am one of her babies, and then she would take me in as her own and then sodomize me. I think that’s a nice fantasy…you know, getting anally sodomized by a gorilla? Especially when my nipples are being clamped by clams and oysters.

-Sly the piano playing fox.

I have a secret furry fetish. I fantasize about dressing up like foxes and bears like in the Disney version of “Robin Hood” and having the foxy Robin Hood rescue me from my tower. He would take me in as one of his merry men and we would get drunk off of ale and treat each other purrrrrfectly. Little John isn’t so little LOL!
I have fantasizes involving animals. One of my biggest fantasies was me in the jungle. A gorilla would think that I am one of her babies, and then she would take me in as her own and then sodomize me. I think that’s a nice fantasy…you know, getting anally sodomized by a gorilla? Especially when my nipples are being clamped by clams and oysters.

-Sly the piano playing fox.

I’m realy not proud of how I’ve been affraid to tell it like it is.

You see, there’s this girl I realy like and used to go out with when we were both students at this university campus, after that year I had to go to the main campus to continue while she stayed behind and that was the end of that.

Here I am two years later and she’s in town, I saw her last night because coincidentaly we have mutual friends of friends which caused her to suprise suprise end up at my new place with a group of the said mutual friends of friends before heading off to a club.

Now I was thinking “This is my chance to get her back :D” the group went to the club in three diferent cars so we were supposed to meet there but when I get there I see her dancing with this guy that was being all friendly with earlier and to who I had told everything.

Refraining from cuting his heart out on the stop and just act casual was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life. Fortunately it looked like it was just friendly since there was a whole lot of swaping in the group.

I’ve decided I have to make a bold move before its too late, if it isn’t already to make a man of myself and just tell her how I feel diretcly, no small talk and then sneak it in, just say it.

I’d give my left nut to be with this girl [figure of speech, I doubt I’d ever have to give my left nut but you get what I mean…] , I should start acting like I mean it!!

Yanika! I Love you! You’re the reason I’m involved in the anti-NWO movement, its because I want to protect you, make this world better place for YOU!

I thank all of you strangers who had the patience to read through my little rant about my cowardliness which I will do away with sometime in the next few days when I have the chance to talk to her. I’ve got nothing to lose, even if it doesn’t work now she’ll know where I stand and that could be usefull in the future.

end rant

I hope I may have given others in such positions a little bit of motivation to tell it like it is.

People who cut are disgusting.